What is cooler than a wildly popular YouTube show called "Hot Ones" where celebrities answer scintillating questions while eating absurdly hot chicken wings? Obviously a religious parody of the show, "Tongues of Fire," where in our first episode ever, special guest Pastor Jeremy Rios and videographer/photographer/show-host Elliot Harada are underwhelmed by the Scoville Heat Units in the wings they anticipated would render their mouths comparable to the lake of fire itself.